Well hallow... een. .. is coming!
This is an automated random message. Generated to inform you that Blog might be dead (as is Laptop that shall join the orbituaries very soon). But the owner is very much alive... as is Voldemort (in the movie version, the book series has ended long time back before Desktop died).
I suppose nobody waits for my posts with bated breath. I can't imagine the number of deaths I've caused from their hyperventilation/suffocation (*delete according to symptoms suffered). Right, I can't imagine. And if you're waiting for a sensible post, God bless you.
Blame my randomness on Chandler, one of the six Friends I've dated marathonically every given day. Oh, I love these Friends so much, I have abandoned my good old ones. Whoever that was quoted saying "TV is my new best friend", that's me spot on.
Damn, this is sad. Is this how B(e)ing Chandler feels?
Ay, I'm suppose to be posting about how 'very much alive' I am. Er... How about... I'm eating VERY well? So very well, I've put on kilos to the point of obesity... which drove me to pick up tennis, be it only once a week training, so as to minimize the damage done. Not that it helps much anyway cos I've been swatting more flies than hitting actual balls with those forehand/backhand practice.
I had the intention of aceing my tennis then go to Shanghai Masters Cup to watch Djokovic play and perhaps spar with him, that way I'd be inspired to slim down to a lithe athletic body, catch his eye, get that elusive autograph, maybe even score a date... Alas, like many of my other intentions, things came in between amid the tiny overlookable flaws and I had to abolish the diet plan. I only hope that watching him on Paris Masters on ch24 now will motivate me enough to get my ass off Couch, hit the pavement and r.. u ... n ? Gosh, that word seems so far away...
I had the intention of diving with my new gorgeous, fantastic, amazing partner, the CANON IXUS 85 complete with marine pack, and capture wonders of the underwater world. Alas (again), I am to take my Divemaster test before going on any of those trips before the end of this year. What with the diving season closing and my dive theory thrown out the window, diving this year is virtually impossible. Goodbye opportunities to meet cute angmohs.
I also had the intention of uploading many eventful pictures up here... Those overseas trips, my cousin's wedding, SJC school excursion trip, and of course tt fun-filled Wild Wild Wet outing with TK ppl =) (first time I put the Canon Marine Pack to the test) etc. etc.
Alas... alas... alas... As much as Laptop has taught me patience, uploading pictures here is more than a chore. Laptop's mouse cursor is hanging on me and I'm navigating my way through Windows with the shortcut keys now. The time spent in NYP doing that wretched Digital Media Design course wasn't wasted after all. That reminds me... I'm thinking of furthering my studies in Mass Comm.. and that thought is still work in progress with the researching done on this BLOODY Laptop. My putting up with this piece of junk is cause for admiration, as shuangru puts it. Truth is, miser me don't have enough money to get a decent laptop, what with recession and blah (not that it affects me anyway since i'm working parttime jobs) and it is my only link to the virtual world and yahoo mailbox. Despite my complaints, I could only make do with what I have. This, being 7 years old, is the mother lode of laptops of the world and it certainly deserves the respect for being alive after all this while (be it barely: Virtual Memory beeps low every time, 'S' key and optical disk drive are broken, etc.) And it perhaps is the oldest piece of electronic equipment I've ever owned. So hooray!
O O O O O, and I'm very happy now cause all my rooms are neat and tidy, -yes including the cupboard and cabinets, I didn't just stuff everything out of sight. So I get to choose to sleep in my cosy 'shark, planets, soft toys, figurines, harry potter'-infested teenager room or the brightly lit, book-filled, air-conditioned married sister's former room. Jealous or not? They don't get to be neat at the same time very often.. but thanks to my mum's surprise-very-advanced birthday celebration party at the hdb ktv rc, I spent a whole 9 hours packing up the rooms just in case any friends wanna stay over. Guitar, Mahjong, Movies, Books, Poker, Games, Food, Drinks, I love I love, as much as I love Djokovic, James Franco, Christian Bale and Friends. Stayovers anyone? You arrange. Muahahaha.
Yours maybe-Sincerely,
Chandler Bing's friend.
Note: If this post seem a little "out of the box", "toeing the line", "threading the needle" (as Monica advises Rachel as she ruins Ross's wedding to Emily), the author is overdosed with Friends where Chandler just bedded Monica in Season 5 so she's a little over the top. Take this entry semi-seriously.
This much is true... I'm going to be very very very happy coming 18th of November because You-Know-Who and You-Know-What is showing!!! Thrillogists are obliged to uphold the Potter tradition and watch it with me! My apologies to Shawn, Firstly and whoever I may be dating then. HAHAHA.. as if.
"Goodbye is not forever, but fats is." - Bapok A!Bang (Eh.. I still have your little gift.. and where/when the hell is our Singapore Grand Slam?)
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